Why the hell didn't I get this job #4? Dave Konig's sketch comedy show audition.

I had to put myself on tape to audition for a TV sketch comedy show. I was asked to demonstrate my versatility with characters and celebrity impressions. As I am a regular Fred Travelena I was up to the challenge! Despite my brilliance, I didn't get the job...

Why the hell didn't I get this job? #3 Dave Konig's Paranormal show audition.

I had to put myself on tape to audition to host a paranormal / ghost hunting cable TV show. I was given a few questions to answer - do you believe in ghosts? Have you ever seen a ghost? Etc. Here's my audition. Surprisingly, I did not get the job.

Why the hell didn't I get this job? #2 (Dave Konig's Travel Channel audition.)

I was asked to put myself on tape to audition for the host of 'All American Eats' on the Travel Channel. They sent me a list of questions and asked me to answer them on camera. I am ably assisted by one of the many Spawn of Konig, my film-making son Nick. Can you spot the subtle cue I give him to ask the next question?

Shockingly, I didn't get the job!